THIS IS THE ON GOING STORY OF JHUSTA AND IMA PAGAN

PA OR JHUSTA PAGAN WAS BORN ON THE SUMMER SOLSTICE IN 1944 IN A BACK WOODS PLACE IN ALABAMA NEAR MOBILE AL. MY GRANDAD WAS CAJON FROM SLIDELL LA
AND GRANNY WAS A IRISH RED HEADED FIRE BALL FROM BOSTON MA.
AS THE STORY GO'S

GANNY MET THE THE OL CAJON (GRANDADA)AT A CRAWDAD FRY WHERE SHE WAS MUD WRESTING GATERS....AND WINNEN OL ISA (PRONOUNCED EYE SA) PAGAN SAW HER THERE AND THOUGHT BOY HOWDY NOW DARES A MIGHTY FINE WOMEN RIGHT DARE. UHM HMM. THIS SHOULD OF BEEN ISA PAGAN 1ST CLUE NOT TO TANGLE WITH THE LIL RED HEAD SHE WAS 4FT 4 IN TALL AND ABOUT 5 TIMES THAT IN SPIRIT EVERONE CALLED HER RED AND SHE HAD THE MOST INTERESTING HAIR LIKE IT HAD ALIFE OF ITS OWN IT DID ODD THINGS DEPENDING ON HER MOOD (LATER ON THAT)

MA WAS BORN ON THE WINTER SOLSTICE OF 1944 IN TORONTO ON. OVER OSHAWA WAY. POPPY OR GRANDPA WAS A CANADIAN INDIAN AND GANDMOTHER WAS A FRENCH CANADIAN FROM ALBERTA POPPY'S NATIVE NAME WAS (LIVE OAK LAUGHING)
OR LOL FOR SHORT ") GRANDMOTHER NAME WAS ZOLA DE BEERS

MA AND PA HAD 5 KIDS
APACHESTONE, SHADOWDANCER, TOBASCO,SPANKEY AND LIL BUTTHEAD

AS I POST MISS ADVENTUERS FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR FAMLY TO OURS IN THIS NARRITIVE CRAZY THINGS YOUR FAMILY HAS DONE HECK MOST OF WHAT I WILL WRITE WILL HAVE TRACES OF TRUTH IN IT BUT ......

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Yea Ma always had a way with words dint she? Damn she sure could ride that scooter. I can still Pa a screamming whoa,, I said whoa.... and Ma thought he said GO and did....

Miss those good ole days. Layin around in the sun..Ma and Pa out on the front porch with their T shirts on and ma with her pipe.

Good to hear from ya bro.
love you much,
Patti

From Apachestone to shadowdance
Sent Apr 11

hey Brat

i am haveing a great day now that i got my truck back was in the shop for cam shaft and they stuck it up my shaft 5700 buckaroos to gether out cam bearings and all had to rent a truck to cover my loads alls is good now ........i hope lol

old people are funny dont you think ? i was watching some old cogers in a lawn mower shop that was a trip and to think i will be there one day speaking like some know it all that lived a hundred years and dont give a shit what folks think ....heck that is how Ma is now remeber when she went down to get a gear for her bike and we went with her to see how to haggle to get prices down i will never forget it

it was a summer day and ma said patti get your brother rick and get your asses in the car were going to get a part for my bike (harley) we went down there and she pulled a 44 mag out and said give me a sproket for a 72 shovle head and the guy just gave it to her ......later she said you only haggle like that if htere are no witnesses and you said Uh Ma ....we were witness to it boy howdy i thought i would never see you again lol and thanks for seying i was a witness to sis Good ol Ma .....what ya guna do?

later sis
rick
From Apachestone to shadowdance
Sent Feb 5

that tares it sis that facal cream was shoe polish how you lik eme now lil black sambo hehehehehe

rick
From shadowdance to Apachestone
Sent Feb 5

Damn it... Dad was supposed to forget that stash.. Geez.. a girl just can't have no fun...oh those brownies I made the other night had exlax in them. Hope your pipes are clear. he he he..

love you brother,
Patti
From Apachestone to shadowdance
Sent Feb 5

dont give me that bullshit lil sister dad only let you out becuase he hid hooch up there and thought you would drink it all if he did not let you out lol

always a fun time with you sis

rick
From shadowdance to Apachestone
Sent Feb 1

Dear Brother,

Thank you for this. I love to hear from you..


oh and the reason why I wasn't around. MOM locked me up in the attic and would put my food under the door. Dad finally let me out when he heard noises upstairs.

Love you,
Patti
xoxox
Man I am longing for speghetti.. LOL.. so did you and pa keep ma out of the punch over the holidays. If not I will be looking for her on You tube.. he he he.
love you much,
Patti
xoxo
From Apachestone to shadowdance
Sent Dec. 24, 2008

OK SIS

i asked dad to not put so much rum in the eggnog this yr i got to drunk last yr and mom thought it was to funny when i couldnt find the bathroom door and pee'd my new plad cordirois :( dad understood he said son why dont you be mor elike your sister Patti she at least used the closet when she had that truoble lol

have a good holiday sis
Rick
From shadowdance to Apachestone
Sent Dec. 24, 2008

Blessings to you my dear brother. When you go visit mom and dad please keep mom out of the egg nog...and tell dad that his HO HO HO is not deep enough and he needs to stuff a little more pillows on his belly first. And rudolph nose is really red and do not try to scratch if off any more. Rudolph is getting pretty pissed. and that grandma really did get run over by a reindeer.. Rudolph revenge is not pretty....

So my dear brother blessings to you and your family.
love you much,\
your sis,
Patti
Blessings to you my dear brother. When you go visit mom and dad please keep mom out of the egg nog...and tell dad that his HO HO HO is not deep enough and he needs to stuff a little more pillows on his belly first. And rudolph nose is really red and do not try to scratch if off any more. Rudolph is getting pretty pissed. and that grandma really did get run over by a reindeer.. Rudolph revenge is not pretty....

So my dear brother blessings to you and your family.
love you much,\
your sis,
Patti
talke dto pa he said if you need some help moveing he said he would take the bus if you send him a ticket and soem whisky he would supervise the move ma said dont do it you will end up moving to the wrong house do you remeber that we moved into the wrong house we pulled up and started unoading Pa's recliner and the police showed up and said you cant move into that house its condemed for a raod going through and Ma said she would wait until the construction crew got there and use them to help load back up there stuff? talk about cheap huh. well thats life with Ma and Pa redneck pagans
rick
LOL yes I remember that move. It was hysterical.. Dang it and you won the bet that ma would wait for the place to be bulldozed down.. LOL you always new the answers brother.. So is Pa still making his own whiskey? Dang that stuff is strong.. No wonder why ma calls it rat gut. Geez!!! Give ma and pa a hug and tell them thank you for offering to help.

love ya brother....

on our imaginary famy

th e4th was cool Pa set off some firworks useing one of his beer cans (bottle rockets) he stuck it in the pull tab and it caught and took the beer can with it into the neighbors hen house man let me tell yas earl was pissed ..so much he started fireing off bottle rockets at Pa's old chevy trUck and hell you know the ol man never thows nothing away he uses the bed of his truck as a trash ben so needles to say it caught his truck on fire and the only thing we had was piss and beer to put it out so he had our lil brother mikey bob run down to the liquer store and buy 12 cases of PBR papst blue ribbon beer we drank so dam much beer we finaly said screw it and Ma said Pa if ya can tbeat the fire roast some hot dogs on it so we got drunk as hell and ate a chit load of hot dogs befor the fire went out
OMG my dear brother do you remember the one summer in Alabama when you and I were hiding out in the woods making all of them there animal noises? And Pa was at the old still and frettin that a big ol bear or somthun was gonna get him? ma found him der in da morning holding his gallon jug and was a mumbling about the wild beast that twas gonna get him and da shine...We gotta do that agin.
yes come to find out it was a racoon that was eaten ol Pa's corn he used to make shine hell he shot the shed ll to hell and back and puched a hole in one of the lines and stared the palce on fire

good thing that still was close to the crick we ran a bucket bergade we kept singing jack and jill went up the hill to get the water to save the still ...what were we then 12 and 10?
grand pappy was pissed as hell said next time aim at what your shooten at ye dang foo idjet Ma just laughed then again she was kinda expermenting with diffrant herbs.

rick
Ya ma was good with those herbs..LOL..we needed to hide our stash of goodies better cause that one night with the fire ma sure went thru the food..LOL and dad yelled weinee roast and we all grabbed sticks and att..ma at all the marshmellers, you had her convinced it was puffs of snow..and thyd melt in her mouth..You were always a brat..HEE HEE hee.. Pa did'nt care neither did we after we had a couple swallers of the crick water.
OMG do you remember that one Lammas sabbat and we were all set for a wonderful feast and Ma told Pa about Lammas and he came home about midnight with four llamas? Boy Ma sure was mad...Good ole pa when he gets into the shine...

lmao yes they ate ma loundry we went without sheets for a month until pa sheared the llamas and grandmammy weaved us some sheets from the wool i still itch when i think about that it wouldnt of been so bad but they didnt get rid of the flees......

your brother
rick
So did Pa get all of the harvest in? did he get his shower? Ma told me last week that Pa was a gittin pretty ripe..I told her to just push the ole goat in the crek, with some lye soap and scrub him down. I don't know if ma did it or not. I sure do miss them days of swimin in the crek.. member when ya put some crawdads in mas underwear drawer? I can still hear her a screamin

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