LMAO My hubby, the supposed contract killer

LMFAO! *hold sides* My husband was pulled over today at the library where he does all his meetings for the Census because someone called the cops thinking he was a contract killer. We have plastic in the trunk because it leaks when it rains and when they asked and he told em about that, they were like uber suspicious.

They had him handcuffed and everything. And it made it worse that the plastic got caught on the latch so when they opened it, it looked like it was being perfectly opened in half so that it made it easier to put a body in it. LOL if you knew him, you'd know why it's so funny.

He can seriously be mistaken for one when he's mad or very focused. (Sometimes I'm glad he can be that intimidating to other people. He's lucky it's not that way with me lol) He keeps his hair short buzz cut and sometimes in the summer shaves bald cuz it's much cooler for him.

I thought was weird is that they never mentioned why the person who called it in, thought he was one. I suspect it's because he keeps going to the same place everyday for his meetings but they didn't even ask why he was there or anything of that nature.

Anyway, we all found it uber hilarious :D

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Comment by Amadeus Rainwalker on May 23, 2010 at 1:29am
LOL, been mistaken for one myself a time or two....I just tell them " If I was one, we wouldn't be having this conversation"....makes them really think twice...LOL
Comment by Aisha on May 23, 2010 at 2:21am
And you've had several similar murders that would make someone think there was a serial killer in tHE AREA??
Comment by Samael Johkastah on May 23, 2010 at 3:13am
I don't know of any. It's Sacramento, so anything's possible really. There have been a few ppl come up missing lately though (but that's not anything new either so *shrug*)
Comment by Samael Johkastah on May 23, 2010 at 6:04pm
Oh no no no. lol, no, he's a Crew Leader Assistant for the Census and the library is where he goes to meet the people above and below him (in rank) to receive and give out paperwork and all that good stuff.


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