Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
>
> 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
> sack.
> 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
> 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
> 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
> 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
> else, because you are.
> 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
> 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
> 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
> 2) Less guilt the morning after.
> 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.'

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