I was gonna say "There are no insane questions"... but I stand corrected. :)
I'm sure there are plenty of Badgers on the internet and surely some have found Paganspace.(They are quite resourceful.) I'm sure you will find the right one, just watch for Badger-Bots and cats pretending to be badgers(I'm a cat posing as a human, I bet there are others posing as badgers).
Personally I have always found that the best way to get over one girl was to get wildly shagged by another. Helps put things back into perspective and relieve more than a little stress. But in all honestly I must that that sometimes I am a horrid example of humanity.
Please note that I am not suggesting getting into another relationship because that would be very unfair to the new partner, and quiet possibly end up with you being more emotionally jacked up than you are now, but getting yer little badger freak on probably wouldn't hurt.