I won't be on much today. I have to undermine the world, and my to-do list is huge.
1. Go into prostitution, to support my meth habit, spread disease, break up families, and become pregnant.
2. Have a repeat, late term abortion. My fetus is 11 years old.
3. Apply for welfare to take care of my 32 illegitimate children by different fathers.
4. Renew my membership in Obama's Socialist Party.
5. "Brown up" America.
6. Provoke some white person to snap
7. Jet around the world, paint goddesses in caves, and strategically plant some goddess figurines, just to keep everyone guessing.
8. Start my own gynocracy, and rule the entire world according to whim.
9. Mention Hitler in a debate
10. Bash some Christians.
11. Provoke a fight and then claim it was a hate crime.
12. Commit a hate crime (watch out all you blue-car-drivers!), and then claim reverse discrimination
13. Yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater
14. Harm some or all
15. Shop for shoes!
16. Wrap myself in the flag.
17. Fake the moon landing
18. Burn things.
19. Dress like "I'm asking for it"
20. Sneak illegals across the border and sign them up for Social Security
21. Bail out an automaker
22. Have sex just for fun
23. Spit on the Constitution
24. Convert someone to homosexuality.
25. Convert a homosexual "back".
26. Call myself a witch with no proof that I am one
27. Mind my own damned business, raise my kids, love my spouse, pay my taxes, vote, tread lightly on the Earth, worship a deity of my own understanding, give back to my community, laugh a lot, and quit taking things so frigging personally.
This is just a start. If I really put my mind to it, I'm sure I could completely decimate every value that anyone in the entire world holds dear by suppertime.