All Beliefs are Welcome Here!
You use the rebel flag as the altar cloth.
Your pentacle is etched into a 57 Chevy hubcap.
Your call to the god and goddess is "HEY y'all looky here!"
You refer to the god as Bubba.
Calling down the moon hears like "get your butt down here right now."
Enacting the great rite is a family thing.
Your chalice is an old mayo jar.
You don't use candles because tiki torches are so much easier to see.
Your altar is propped up on cinder blocks.
Skyclad is your normal attire around the house.