Posted on August 28, 2008 at 5:30pm
1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber
2. Start skat-singing when chanting.
3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.
4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, start acting like a wine snob and comment on it.
5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line.
6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your… Continue